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Joke of the Day

"Are you today's date? Cause you're a 10/10. (Friend told me this today)"

"I was invited to an event that requires causal dress. Should I wear a time machine or a syllogism print?"

"John: Yesterday... Paul: All my troubles seemed so far away George: But now it looks... Ringo: Waterslides hurt if they aren't wet enough"

"Not many people knew that Albert Einstein had a brother who was an evil scientist. His name was Frank Einstein"

"Patient: Doctor, please can you help me out?Doctor: Yes, you may make your way out the same way you come in. -"

"What's Adolf Hitler's favorite letter? Not z, that's for sure."

"What do you call a Mexican baptism? Bean dip"

"What did Jesus say to the Eskimos? Many are cold, but few are frozen."

"When I was a kid we were so poor... If I didn't wake up at christmas with a hard-on I'd have nothing to play with."

"Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building."