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Joke of the Day

"My friends definitely cannot handle their alcohol. Last night they dropped me 3 times carrying me out of the bar"

"A girl asks a guy if she is wearing to much makeup. The guy responds. ""Depends, are you trying to kill the Batman?"""

"What is the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle ? A tire."

"Plutonium smells just like shit. Pu."

"How many debutants can you fit in ballroom at the Waldorf Astoria? [OC] Like, a cotillion of 'em."

"Why do Physics and Biology teachers never get along? Because they have no chemistry"

"What does Bruce Lee drink when he's thirsty? Wa-TAH!"

"I would say I'm pretty Indecisive... Well actually maybe not"

"what do you call a dinosaur with a big mouth, big ass and tiny hands? T-Rump"

"So my genetics professor reported this morning that diarrhea has a genetic basis According to her, it runs in our jeans."