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Joke of the Day
"If God made anything better than pussy he kept it for himself."
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"IAN: Why is that bear hanging out in the bar? ME: He's a well known, gimmick. IAN: Really? ME: That's Conan. Conan The Bar Bear, Ian."
"I had to return those books on Middle Eastern agricultural products. They were past the Dubai dates."
"What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is heavy, and one is a little lighter."
"How many women does it take to bring down Herman Cain? Nine-Nine-Nine"
"What's the difference between a large chested lobster and a dirty bus stop? One's a busty crustacean and the other is a crusty bus station."
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"An ad at the zoo: Don't scare the ostriches! The floors are concrete!'"
"Your mama's mouth is like a smoke house. Everyone is always hanging their meat in it."
"Some things you recycle, some you throw away. For example: Paper & plastic you recycle. Opportunities, love and your future you throw away."