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Joke of the Day

"A man rushes into a bar and yells out, ""Guys I just heard the funniest pole joke!"" And the bartender says, ""Hold up there buddy, Im a pole"" And the man replies, ""Okay, then I will tell it slowly"""

"How can environmental scientists stay on top of the global warming issue? They climate."

"What is Peter Pan's favorite place to eat? Wendy's"

"If I ever have a son... I'm going to name him Bashun. And whenever our butler is unable to find him in the house he'll call out at the top of his voice, ""Master Bashun! Master Bashun where are you?"""

"Whenever I'm feeling hopeful for future generations, I squelch it by watching my children move their heads instead of their toothbrushes."

"Say what you will about terrorism in Europe At least our planes take off and land at an airport."

"A teacher walks up to a Mexican criminal... A teacher walks up to a Mexican criminal and asks him to turn in his essay. The Mexican criminal says ""Me no snitch."""

"Just saw a guy on rollerblades. He was surprisingly sweat-free for having presumably ""bladed"" here from 1991."

"This morning I woke up confused and in the dark. Then it dawned on me."

"Never Dance Naked Never dance naked because the body has parts that do not stop moving when the music stops."