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Joke of the Day
"Just want to remind all you Trump supporters to get out and vote early on Wednesday."
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"Did you hear what NASA said about the asteroid? [OC] ""No comet."""
"So, a rapist, a sadist, and a pothead walk into a bar and order a beer... The bartender says ""Sorry, we don't serve the Pittsburgh Steelers offensive backfield here."""
"What do you get if you cross human and goat DNA? Kicked out of the petting zoo"
"Son to his father as they watch television: ""Dad tell me again how when you were a kid you had to walk all the way across the room to change the channel."""
"What's your best pedophile pick up line?"
"Whats the great way to lose some pounds? Leave the EU."
"What's the loneliest drink? I dunno but its in a solo cup."
"Hipsters burn their lips when they drink coffee Because they drink it before it's cool."
"Nice told me a joke How many bakers does it take to run a bakery? Bun Edit: Title should say Niece"