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Joke of the Day
"I don't want my wife any longer. Her height is perfect."
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"Did you guys here the Twins signed Adrian Peterson? Word is they needed a switch hitter..."
"Why did the Vietnamese woman get a career as a prostitute? Because she likes Dongs."
"Whoever figured out that you can make cake in a mug in under a minute was probably really going through some shit."
"My wife recently started snoring, so I decided to use earplugs. but I can only get one in before she wakes up, turns out she doesn't like it when I shove earplugs in her nose."
"It must be hard to judge a wet t-shirt contest. I saw one recently and all the t-shirts looked equally wet."
"The first rule about mime club... Is you don't talk about mime club."
"Based on all the white smoke billowing out, I think my lawn mower just picked a new pope."
"You have the body of a professional athlete If competitive eating can be considered a sport"
"How do Reavers clean their spears? They run them through the Wash. (In honor of the late Shepard Book. RIP)"