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Joke of the Day
"A man started telling a joke, but he started with the punch line... What did you expect?"
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"I finally got my hands on a sign language translator. It comes in really handy."
"No thanks, marriage. If I wanted to stop getting laid I would just start wearing crocs."
"You say I'm ""Dirty minded"" but then how did you understand what I meant?"
"What kind of car does Hillary Clinton drive? A Subaru"
"""I got 99 problems, but falling asleep ain't one."" ~ Jay-ZZZ"
"TIFU by hooking up with a girl named Jenny jk fuck Jenny and Zach"
"Black people love boom boxes .. I hate to generalize, but it's their stereotype ;-)"
"What idiot called it a meal of light colored carnival bus tickets of appropriate price and not a fair fair fair fare fare"
"A carpenter's workshop's light went out To find his way around, he picked up his hammer and saw."