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Joke of the Day

"""America's Most Wanted"" to return to the airwaves with an NFL edition."

"Why was the broom late? It overswept!"

"When does a non-believer become a dirty kafir infidel? When he leaves the room."

"My mate recently lost all of his fingers in a horrible accident. I can't even begin to imagine how he feels."

"When should you buy a bird? When it's going Cheep."

"It's not that I don't know how to juggle... I just don't have the balls to do it."

"Was very disappointed when I went into a German restaurant and asked for their best but they served me their wurst"

"Whoa! I just looked it up and all teachers below 5th grade are actually required by federal law to use Comic Sans."

"The Magician The magician said he would disappear on the count of three. He counted uno...dos...but he was gone without a tres."

"What do you call nuts on the wall??? (NSFW language) ...wallnuts! What do you call nuts on your chest??? ...chestnuts! What do you call nuts on your chin??? ...a mouth full of c0ck!!!"