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"Someday I'll find a good commie joke... Marx my words."
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"""Grammar: it's the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit"""
"How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one but it takes nine visits."
"Why did the condom fly across the room? It got pissed off!"
"Do you have 11 protons? Because you're sodium fine..."
"What did Jesus say to the Roman guy that pissed him off? Don't cross me."
"What was Rudolph's nickname? Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad."
"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I've never paid to have a garbanzo bean on my chest"
"What happens when two dogs breed in a pound? Dog pound dog pounds dog pound dog."
"Calm the fuck down, Nutrition Facts labels on bottled water."