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Joke of the Day

"ME: i'm having a lovely time tonight my date: why do u keep yelling ""ME"" before every sentence"

"Trump running for president It's Hillaryous."

"How do you say 'Toilet' in Japanese? Dump-ring."

"What porn do sea animals watch? Prawnography"

"What function puts you in the danger zone The LOG^^^gins function!"

"Why can't you hear a dog whistle? Because they have a hard time puckering their lips the right way."

"Little Tommy took a drink But he will drink no more. For what he thought was H2O Was H2SO4"

"Did you hear about the cannibal who showed up late to the luncheon? They gave him the cold shoulder."

"A math joke told to me by another redditor... So... What did the integral say to the equation? ""I don't even..."""

"I made love to a girl in quicksand. That was the only time she went down on me."