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Joke of the Day
"How do you find out what's in an e-cigarette? Just ask someone not to smoke it next to you."
Next Joke
"So i asked my girlfriend if she faked it yesterday.. She said ""No, i was really asleep"""
"83 yo man, ""You speak pretty good English for a Chinese girl"". Me: ""I'm caucasian"". Him, ""Well, any kind of Asian looks Chinese to me""."
"Things you can say about your lunch but not your gf or bf Go!"
"How do you say 'Toilet' in Japanese? Dump-ring."
"If eating fish is so good for your brain, how come sharks always score so poorly on the SAT?"
"The week seems to go by at the speed of a snail. Unless it's the weekend. Then the snail is driving a Ferrari."
"What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway? Through the windshield"
"What do Hillbillies do for Halloween? They pump kin"
"Know what's the hardest thing about having sex with a Japanese girl? Trying to find an octopus at 11PM."