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Joke of the Day

"Snape: ""I think the Dark Lord has returned."" Potter: ""Are you serious?"" Snape: ""No, I'm Severus."""

"Why doesn't Santa have any children? He only comes once a year and it's down a chimney."

"when i found out i won the World's Saddest Man award i became slightly happy and was immediately stripped of my title"

"TV Anchor: I don't have my Halloween costume yet but it's going to be cool and wet! Me: Wow you go girl! TVA: turning to weather... M: Oh..."

"What's the most electronegative state? Fluorida!"

"There aren't many books on how to cook steak It's a rare medium done well."

"What do you call a black guy who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist."

"This week in Nascar it all comes down to one race... The Caucasians."

"My dad on cheese Me talking to my sister: Me: don't you think you'll get constipated with all that cheese Dad: I don't think she'll give a shit"

"So apparently Adrian Peterson is trying out for Major League Baseball teams... A lot of teams like that he is a switch hitter..."