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Joke of the Day

"Saw a guy riding a unicycle today. Actually, he was riding a bicycle but I didn't see him & I hit him with my car. Then boom! Unicycle."

"Today my girlfriend of 5 years dumped me. When I asked if there was another guy, she said I was the other guy."

"Did you ever think about ten years ago you'd be saying.. ""I really hope this is a chick I'm talking to""."

"If you are ever attacked by a mob of clowns... go for the Juggler"

"There are more skeletons wearing suits beneath the ground than there are living people."

"HO_SE BOAT I'd like to solve the puzzle Pat, Horse Boat"

"In Massachusetts you can't buy liquor before noon on Sundays. But bless your raging alcoholic heart for trying."

"What do you call it when you give a downy kid weed? Baked potato."

"Two peanuts walked into a bar. One was assaulted."

"Personal trainer said we're going to try some dips today. I brought hot salsa and tangy cheese. He hates me."