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Joke of the Day

"How do Ghosts lay foundations? With a spirit level!"

"You know, I love the ocean I think in a past life I was a semen"

"gross i hate the word moist! give me a wet cake. give me a wet, damp cupcake"

"According to my mom, Michael Jackson died again. #RIPPrince"

"My mom keeps asking questions like 'When you gonna be famous?' I tell her, 'As soon as they find the bodies.'"

"How do you kill a hipster? Push them into the mainstream and watch them tumblr"

"How was copper wire first invented? Two Jews were fighting over a penny."

"Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese person? You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message"

"I like my women like I like my coffee, tied up in burlap and thrown over the back of a donkey."

"Whats the difference between a feminist and a baby? At some point in its life, the baby will stop crying and grow up."