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"Why do teenage girls only hang out in odd-numbered groups? Because they can't even."
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"If i told you a joke about a woman who had wooden breast enlargements.. It would need a good punch line - wooden tit?"
"TIFU by pretending to be stabbed by a jihadi."
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"muffin man I was talking to the muffin man he looked kinda sad so I said something wrong? He said, no muffin's wrong"
"What do you call a bear in the rain? Drizzly bear."
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