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"That's it! No more dick jokes! I'm only doing jokes about intellectual topics, like finance! Today the Vietnamese Dong remained firm against the Zambian Kwacha."
"I always thought soy milk... was just introducing itself in Spanish"
"*Skynet becomes self aware* *Starts a blog*"
"What does a black man and a tornado have in common? It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood."
"What does a gay horse eat? Haaaaaaay"
"What do you call two lesbians in a fist fight? A Muffle Ruffle."
"Why can't Harry Potter distinguish between his best friend and his pot in potions class? They're both cauldron"
"Why did the man tell his mom to get him out of prison? She had gotten him out of a tight spot before."
"WIFE: stop quoting Britney Spears songs or I'll leave you ME: but I'm a slave 4 u WIFE: that's it ME: (whispers) oops I did it again"