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Joke of the Day
"Just got put on a watchlist by the NSA for using the man-with-a-turban emoji."
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"BIack friend asked me if there was a colored printer in the library I said its 2014 man you can use what ever printer you want."
"Describe myself in 4 words? Bad at counting."
"Gypsy marathon: runs to a lake, swims, bikes back"
"The last time I danced at a party, someone told me I looked like a wildebeest on a frozen lake."
"Why did the Jews hate the holocaust? Because it ""caust"" them 6 million."
"John supper in spanish is JUAN CENA ^^^^^^^^edit: ^^^^^^^^apparently ^^^^^^^^its ^^^^^^^^juan ^^^^^^^^cena"
"Gold, frankincense, but wait... there's myrhh"
"What do you call a Warriors fan that complains about the refs? A retarded bandwagoner"
"How does a secret agent have sex? He does it undercover!"