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Joke of the Day

"What do women and parking spots have in common? All the good ones are already taken, and the available ones are either pay or handicapped."

"You can lead Narcissus to water..."

"It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs. Because they always take things literally."

"It was a shame King Henry VIII had a lisp, it made it quite difficult for him to order his wives coffee. ""I'll have them decapitated"""

"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who's the cutest of them all? the mirror laughed & made a grunt & said ""not you, you ugly c*nt."

"Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seatbelt."

"A burglar sneaking into a dentist clinic got caught by the late night guard. In panic, the burglar throws a tooth at the guard. He's been hit by He's been struck by A tooth criminal."

"Just met John & Jane Doe and their lovely children Play, Tornay, Potay and Alfred."

"The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate."

"Toads and choads What do toads and choads have in common? They both taste a bit swampy"