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Joke of the Day
"What did the prostitute bring to the can drive? Her peas"
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"*2 year old runs by screaming* *72 ducks chasing her* ""YOU HAVE TO LET GO OF THE BREAD."""
"Colin Firth has a younger brother named Colin Thecond"
"I used to be addicted to soap... But now I'm clean."
"Did ya hear about the guy who got his hand caught in the printing press? He's in all the papers. ...Ba-dum bum"
"Why isn't your nose 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot"
"How ironic is it... to die in the living room?"
"I'm a religious man living in Colorado, and I'm starting a marijuana business. I'm calling it Holy Smokes."
"Did you hear about the guy who lived in a tyre? He got a puncture and now he lives in a Flat "
"Three small children walk into a bar... These kids not used to times square"