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"Have you heard the latest joke about physicists? It collapsed into a black hole."
"A blonde and a brunette is sitting on a bench. Out of nowhere, the brunette says: Look! A dead bird! The blonde gazes up into the air says where?"
"So I bought the new cod game. Best fishing simulator ever."
"Of course Jesus saves. He's Jewish."
"Why are turds tapered? So your asshole doesn't slam shut."
"What is brown and sticky? a stick"
"Did anyone catch the score of that soccer game?? U.S.A. 8, Ethiopia didn't"
"A man with a sheep A man goes home with a sheep under his arm and says ""this is the pig I've been fucking."" His wife says "" that's not a pig, that's a sheep."" The man says ""I wasn't talking to you."""
"You call comcast and end up speaking to apu in India, how do your problems get fixed? When they transfer you to steve."