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Joke of the Day

"How do you know someone is a Bernie Sanders supporter? Don't worry, he'll fucking tell you."

"A new study shows that young adults suffering from insomnia are at higher risk of a stroke. So, that information should help you finally get some sleep."

"I'm surprised that more people don't become astronauts The amount of space cadets I come across is startling"

"I like my coffee like I like my women. Without a penis."

"How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just 1. It's offensive that you thought this was a joke."

"Why does Donald Trump love all colors? He heard all colors add up to white."

"I told everyone I was going to be a comedian And they all laughed at me. Now I'm a comedian, and they're not laughing anymore."

"the college art history director was instructing the graduating class on what to do during the ceremony One girl says to another ""does this dumb old codger think we dont know how to work a tassle?"""

"What does a sheep say after walking into a disgusting, dirty bar? Ew."

"My analyst says I anthropomorphize... but It's only a problem when I do it to people."