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Joke of the Day
"How do you know someone is a Bernie Sanders supporter? Don't worry, he'll fucking tell you."
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"Islam is a peaceful religion A piece over there, a piece over there, a piece over here"
"According to this grocery list I've written on my hand, I've invented a new language."
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 needs a shit load of adapters to work"
"Did you hear about the failed Indian musician? He was hoisted by his own sitar."
"If the world was a giant sweater, where would all the black people live In the hood"
"When I said I got a little action last night, I was referring to bed bugs."
"Why did the DJ consider himself to be a part of the LGBTQ community? Because he was transitioning."
"Kanye West demanded everyone to stand while giving a eulogy, didn't go through with it because Some asshole in a coffin didn't feel like standing."
"If you've ever wondered why an animal is stupid enough to run into oncoming traffic on the highway, then you've obviously never been married."