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Joke of the Day
"My husband wants a fourth child. I hope his new wife will be good to my three."
Next Joke
"I've had enough of my girlfriend's obsession with auctions. So I bid her farewell."
"Try talking to a dog without asking it a question. Go ahead, I dare you"
"How do you know your friend has been at the gym? Don't worry, he'll tell you."
"Why has there never been an Asian president? Because they are taken to the hospital if the election lasts more than 4 hours"
"Why did the introduction and the conclusion break up? They were just never on the same page..."
"Now the Supreme Court has ruled that corporations are legally a person with rights, there are a lot of rape charges I'm filing against them."
"Straight Outta Compton left out Dr. Dreas history of abuse against women Because they didn't want to turn this drama film into a comedy!"
"Why did the boy jump off the dock? Pier pressure"
"Herpes sounds like the name of a greek god"