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Joke of the Day

"Give me your best jokes regarding or featuring animals. For science."

"No love I have for someone could ever be strong enough to make me think it was appropriate to stand side-by-side with them on an escalator"

"Have you heard of the joke about the broken coinfactory? It doesn't make cents"

"Why did the water turn into steam? It mistbehaved"

"There was a fire at the Yankee Candle store. 8 killed. 19 injured. 1200 soothed."

"The scariest punchline to a long-running joke: ""Welcome to the Oval Office, President Trump!"""

"A termite walks into a bar and asks... is the Bar Tender here?"

"How do you post a fish? You send it COD ... or first bass mail"

"Q: What did one strawberry say to the other? A:""Look at the jam you've gotten us into!"""

"Knock Knock! Who's there... No one because you have no friends."