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Joke of the Day

"This guy just rubbed up against me so hard in line at Starbucks now I know what an altar boy feels like."

"As of Nov 9, 2016, what will be the 2nd most populous state in America? Catatonic"

"How many Southerners does it take to change a lightbulb? Change? Whatever do you mean, *change*?"

"My wife wants to meet new people & have fun, so she made me join a Bridge Club.... ...I jump off next Tuesday"

"2 guys walk into a bar. The first one says i want h2O and has a drink. Says damn this is good. The second guy says ""bartender, I want some h2O too."" The second guy dies."

"Wanna hear a word I just made up? Plagiarism Credit: http://www.tickld.com/x/the-25-best-two-line-jokes-ever-14-is-priceless"

"What's a Sudanese child's favourite TV channel? Khartoum Network."

"Interviewer: We offer great benefits. Me: Can I take my two weeks vacation before I start?"

"It's sad that they drain power from so many horses to make car engines run."

"If I would brush my teeth as vigorously as the people in the toothpaste commercials do, my sink would look like a murder scene."