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Joke of the Day

"I didn't get the joke about the hot air balloon. I think it was over my head."

"What do you call an average Mexican? Nacho average guy"

"Oddly enough, ever since downloading AdBlock onto my computer ..... all the local girls in my area seem to have lost interest."

"Never throw sunglasses in an argument. If they land perfectly on your opponent's face there is no known comeback."

"Two guys in CA walked off cliff playing Pokemon. Natural selection accelerated at 9.8 m/sec2."

"My first joke here and an original! Did you hear about the two lawyers who set up shop under the old oak tree? I heard it was a pretty shady business."

"I've written a musical called Fish. It's very similar to Cats, although Memory's a lot shorter."

"In a blind test, 100% of participants... said they totally didn't see this joke coming."

"What do you call an invisible, cross-dressing dad? A transparent"

"Who has to always be on there toes? A midget at a urinal."