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Joke of the Day

"What is ISIS' favourite file type? .exe"

"Photons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic! *ba dim tiss*"

"The bartender says, ""We don't serve time travelers in here."" A time traveller walks into a bar."

"Whats a rapists perfect date? Netflix and kill."

"Worst profession for take your kid to work day: Suicide Bomber"

"People in glass houses Should go to the bathroom in the basement."

"Walmart calls them self checkouts, I call them I might not pay for some of this."

"The term ""Every 60 seconds in Africa , a minute passes"" is stupid Because the majority of Africans don't get seconds , they'll be very lucky if they even get their first servings ."

"Relationship status: My wife calls me her chauffeur because I drive her nuts..."

"Did you hear Saudi Arabia's new slogan? Saudi Arabia the trade center of the world since our guys destroyed the last one."