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Joke of the Day

"Why did the kleptomaniac dislike the insultingly boisterous man with a cleft palate? He couldn't take any more lip!"

"Free beer tomorrow!"

"Every time a bell rings, an angel gets its wings. But what happens when a Foghorn blows? I say-I say, you get cum in your mouth"

"Who was the first carpenter? Eve, she made Adam's banana stand."

"What's E.T. short for? Because he's only got little legs."

"My Grandfather died in a concetration camp. He fell out of a really tall guard tower. so sad r.i.p"

"Only one more sleep to go before I lose my job as a night security guard."

"Toads and choads What do toads and choads have in common? They both taste a bit swampy"

"What do you call a company run entirely by ghosts? An incorporation."

"Duct tape can't fix stupidity, but it can muffle it."