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Joke of the Day

"In six years, people will be able to have cybernetic eyes installed in the back of their head... ...because hindsight is 2020."

"What's a feminist favorite ship? A CENSORSHIP"

"DON'T STOP BELIEVING! .....but feel free to be somewhat skeptical from time-to-time"

"What do you call a T-Rex that's been weightlifting all day? Dino-sore"

"People from the UK have been exercising more. They've lost a few pounds."

"Old Navy claims their Whirly Skirt is ""the most fun a girl can have for $15."" They obviously haven't been on a trip with me to Mexico."

"You know those slices of American cheese you get from the supermarket? You're not going to be able to buy those anymore. Since Trump is going to make America grate again, apparently."

"I gave my friend an elephant. It was standing in his living room. He said, ""Thanks for the elephant"". I said, ""Don't mention it""."

"Nothing makes me want to leave a web page more than a popup window saying, ""Are you sure you want to leave this page?"""

"A guy gets a phone call from a girls he likes. She says ""Come over, nobody's home!"" So he goes over, and nobody's home."