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Joke of the Day

"Why should you always invite more than one Baptist on a fishing trip? Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer."

"How many Hispanics does it take to change a light bulb..? Just Juan."

"He'd probably stop sending me ""good morning, beautiful"" texts if he saw how many chins pop out when I look down to read it."

"My most forced joke. How did the lumberjack keep his business from falling behind when all the trees ran out? By moving faux wood. Rimshot?"

"They call them ""reality shows"" but none of them are about drunk people scrolling through meaningless crap on the internet all night."

"A friend of mine was reading an article on a newspaper talking about the dangers of drinking, after that he stopped doing what he loved... ...reading."

"I just found out that my pillow has a better sex life than me It gets head every night"

"My Wife always asks why I make science jokes. Y*_o_* ?"

"Did you hear about the movie Constipation? It hasn't come out yet."

"In a farmers market, Farmer A sells pumpkins, Farmer B sells strawberries, what does Farmer C sell? Medicine ... runs off ..."