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Joke of the Day

"I wish genders were more like the twin towers At least the people who changed the number of towers realised we all hated them and they died"

"I'm a pretty confident woman until I walk out of the grocery store & try to find where I parked."

"Make a man a fire: he'll be warm for the night Set a man on fire: he'll be warm for the rest of his life."

"What do you call a former lacrosse player? Ex Lax."

"My baby said it's first words today Her words were ""who are you?"""

"Waiter there is a fly in my soup! I know but unfortunately we are out of turtle."

"If girls is boys If girls were boys for a day,The first thing he did was supposed to be:Pee on a tree"

"Watching football (soccer), I see that it is very relevant to my life Little to no goals"

"Whats the difference between a priest and acne? One waits till you're 14 before coming on your face."

"May you never be as bored as whoever figured out that holding a seashell to your ear sounds like the ocean"