84037
Joke of the Day
"Time flies like an arrow... Fruit flies like a banana."
Next Joke
"If Michael Vick was a Pokemon trainer.... ..he would be a gym leader"
"What's the first thing ghosts do when they get into a car?- They boo-kle their seatbelts"
"Why is it so wet in Great Britain? Because of all the kings and queens that reigned (rained) there."
"What do you call a white person wearing glasses while playing Yu-Gi-Oh? Four eyes white dragon. ^sorry if repost, thought of this myself."
"Hey, look over there, is that a bobble head doll of Donald Trump? No, that's Donald Trump"
"Shout out to my arms for always being by my side... & my legs for being there every step of the way"
"What's the difference between a pregnant lady and a light bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb"
"It seems that Montana has found a new use for sheep . . . Wool"
"What do a walrus and a zip-lock bag have in common? They're both looking for a tight seal."