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Joke of the Day

"BEST SHORT JOKE you know about YOUR OWN RACE Hear the one about Ku Klux Kinevil? He tried to jump 50 Negros with a steam roller."

"In light of Wednesday in Texas Talk about a clock block."

"A C++ error walks into a bar... A C++ error walks into a bar. The bartender looks up at it and says ""I'm sorry, but we don't serve bugs here"". The error replies ""But I'm an EXCEPTION!"" Haaaaaaaaaa!"

"How do you get rid of pubic lice? Seriously, it is not a joke. I really want to know."

"HEY OFFICER, STOP SCREAMING AT ME TO PULL OVER, I'M DRUNK NOT DEAF"

"The doctor told me I should stop masturbating today. So I look him straight in the eye and asked him ""why?"". And then he said something about not being able to work in these conditions."

"What do you call a rabbi that you scrap off your shoe? Resi-jew. I'm so sorry."

"If God is all seeing Does that mean he can see John Cena?"

"What is Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination? HAND EEEEEEEEEEYYYYYEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"

"I took two headache tablets an hour ago... Still haven't got one."