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Joke of the Day

"The Ultimate Spoiler You all die in the end."

"When I take pictures of cheese I yell ""SAY HUMANS!"" and me and the cheese laugh and laugh and then I binge eat and cry."

"The meeting with Kim Davis isn't the only thing on his U.S. trip that Pope Francis wanted to keep secret... The engine in his Fiat was a Volkswagen diesel."

"I'm having an increasing fear of New Year songs. Must be Ole Langxiety."

"What do an elephant and a Porsche 911 have in common? They both have their trunks in the front."

"Q: What part of the road is always crying? A: The breakdown lane."

"The new British PM has been spotted performing necromantic rituals over Margaret Thatcher's grave... She May be planning Theresa corpse."

"Friends are like condoms: They protect you when things get hard."

"just saw Gravity. excuse me while I go hug the earth."

"Q. What does CHAOS stand for? A.The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene."