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Joke of the Day

"My elderly grandfather came over and complained of diarrhea. He repeatedly told everyone ""Shh"". It took us a while to realize he'd lost ""it""."

"If Princess Peach fixed shoes for a living she's be Princess Peach Cobbler lol thanks for following"

"I may not be the sharpest sandwich in the tree, but put my pants on one sleeve at a time just like you. Do you have any cookies?"

"fight club I went to my first fight club meeting last night, i showed up late so i missed the first few rules but it was awesome i love fight club cant wait for the next meeting"

"""I find pleasure in the little things""... ...Said the pedofile to the court."

"What's a hipster's favorite kind of cigarette? Yours."

"Please continue to tell me how the life you created for yourself is so miserable instead of taking actual steps to change it."

"Why did the console gamer cross the street? To render the rest of the buildings"

"There was once a viking who believed in reincarnation. He was hoping that after dying he'd be Bjorn again."

"How do small people call each other? On microphones."