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Joke of the Day

"what do you do if life gives you lemonade? make lemons out of it and life will be like whaaaat?!?"

"Dear whoever ate my fries while I was in the ball pit at McDonalds... Not funny, grow up."

"What do you call a natural blonde who dies her hair? Artificial intelligence."

"I used to play checkers with my dad but he would always beat me. Probably because I would always win at checkers."

"What's the difference between fat and cholesterol you don't wake up with a cholesterol"

"Local Singles 2.9 Miles From Your Area *refresh page* Local Singles 3.7 Miles From Y.. ""no dont leave"" *refresh page* Local Singles 7.8 Mile"

"Why does everyone have to point out they adopted their dog? Are they worried that we are suspicious because it doesn't look like them?"

"What is the best thing about duct tape? It turns no no no into mm mm mmmm."

"In bed last night my wife said ""Do you want to try something?"" So we put OJ on the stand."

"Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game ? It was a cup draw !"