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Joke of the Day

"How does Moses make his coffee? HEBREWS it! (He brews it)"

"A mother was tucking her son in one night she really wanted a daughter"

"Why did the American spend an entire winter in a Russian hotel? They say he was snowed in."

"Why was the cow scared about going into the slaughter house? His life was at stake. Badum psh."

"I know how to feed a nation...but will she eat it?"

"It was actually the muslims who invented the C4 explosive... But it was the US:Army who later added a remote detonator."

"What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my basement."

"Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the guts to."

"Want To Hear A Knock Knock Joke? 2 Guys Walk Into A Bar"

"How do you turn fruits into vegetables? Drive a bus through a pride parade"