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Joke of the Day

"I don't understand why Pabst gets such a bad wrap. It won a blue ribbon Once."

"Saw 10: nickelback on repeat for 24 hours and to get out of the room you have to talk to Ann Coulter."

"Did you hear the joke about Ebola? ...well you're probably not going to get it."

"Doctor: ""You have a blockage in your small & large intestine"" Barista: ... Barista: ... Doctor: *Sigh* ""Ok, Tall & Venti intestine."""

"When an IT person pisses me off I just wait until 4:45pm to crash my computer."

"People use to laugh at me when I said I wanted to be a comedian. No ones laughing now! :("

"I want to write a mystery novel. Or Do I ?"

"What goes ""Hahahahaha...*thud*""? Someone laughing their head off"

"Prank Idea For The Ladies: Swallow a plastic dinosaur, then make an appointment to get an ultrasound."

"As a child I was made to walk the plank. We couldn't afford a dog. Courtesy of Gary Delaney"