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Joke of the Day
"I don't understand why Pabst gets such a bad wrap. It won a blue ribbon Once."
Next Joke
"Dear Face Book you keep offering up people for me to friend, but then you get all concerned and ask me how I know them. You can't be the pimp and the cop!"
"So... Hillary Clinton is giving this FBI agent a blow job at the Democratic Nation Convention ... Hey...Chill out man...It's politics, that's how it works !!!"
"I think I owe my right hand a Valentines Day card!"
"What do you call a noisy Chinese dog? How-Ling (my dad wanted me to post this)"
"(confronts Beck in line at Jamba Juice, holds up hurried sketch of Beyonce, aggressively does ""Single Ladies"" dance)"
"Warning: 18+ 19"
"Did you know there's a movie called ""Constipated""? It hasn't come out yet."
"This banker I know has absolutely no friends... I think he's loanly"
"My wife came out of the shower and said, ""I shaved ""down there"". You know what that means?"" I said, ""Yeah you clogged the drain again."""