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Joke of the Day

"If my ""check engine"" light would check my wallet, it would know there's nothing I can do about it."

"How does an Asian Cowboy say Hello? ""Ni-Hao-dy"""

"How does a communist do well in school? He gets good marx."

"The inventor of throat lozenges has died. There will be no coffin at his funeral."

"Nothing in the world is more expensive than a women who's free for the weekend"

"What is a duck's favorite drug? Quack."

"There are three ways to spread news telegram, television and tellawoman."

"I used a vaccum cleaner inside of an elevator It sucked on so many levels..."

"Iphones walked out :p Two Iphones walked out of a bar"

"Sometimes when my boyfriend makes a racist joke I am like Ugh why did I even imagine you?"