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Joke of the Day

"How do you organise a space party? You planet!"

"What did the blanket say to the bed? Don't worry Ive got you covered!"

"What if God IS a woman. Not only will I be going to Hell, but I'll never hear the end of it."

"Facebook, where people can pretend to be everything they really aren't to the friends they really don't have."

"Two atoms are walking down the street... And the first one says ""shit man, i dropped an electron!"" ""Are you sure?"" Says the second one. ""Yeah, im positive!"""

"Jaws 2 (1978): after the sudden death of his father, a young shark is forced to take over the family business in a seaside resort."

"I have two requirements in my will... 1). I want my remains spread out at Disney World. 2). I do not want to be cremated."

"What do you call a woman without a dick in her mouth? Useless!!! (Just kidding)"

"Justin Bieber getting tasered would be the most watched YouTube video of all time."

"My favorite book as a child was... ...'I Fell Off Mt Everest' by Eileen Dover."