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Joke of the Day
"How do you organise a space party? You planet!"
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"What's the term for when the pool breaks during water birth? A midwife crisis."
"What's the difference between Christmas and the Great Marianas Turkey Shoot? At Christmas, there's a nip in the air."
"What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo? A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead !"
"My longest relationship was when an Uber driver took me all the way to the airport once."
"If the world was a giant sweater, where would all the black people live In the hood"
"Confucius say lucky girl is girl who meets boy in park; Confucius say lucky boy is boy who parks meat in girl."
"When my cat has an accident on the carpet, he hides to escape responsibility. It's a, ""shit and run""."
"Two words that would mean the end of Twitter - Miley Bieber."
"No matter how bored I get, I'll never be bored enough to go back and read through all the greeting cards I've saved over the years."