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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross an Elephant with a Rhino? HellifIknow!"

"Research has shown that men think about sex every 15 sex."

"A U2 album so shitty, even Android won't give it out for free."

"The Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy and Manti's girlfriend walk into a bar... Rimshot!"

"What do you call Korean soul food? Okra Gangnam Style"

"According to the heart rate monitor on this treadmill, I died 14 minutes ago."

"Ted said to his friend 'can you lend me $10?' 'But I only have $8' his friend replied. That's OK you can always owe me the other $2!"

"I hope Jeremy Corben is successful in his new chosen career! I didn't really rate him as a comedian, he was especially bad in The Wrong Man's."

"/r/jokes wins Friend of the Planet award! for 95.002% of recylced content."

"Who do Canadians call when their car breaks down? Triple, eh?"