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Joke of the Day
"The Kool-Aid Man seems depressed lately. Let's keep him away from load-bearing walls."
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"Quick Joke # 3 Husband is praying before going to bed... Wife: What are you praying for? Husband: For guidance. Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!!"
"If Donald Trump becomes president all the immigrants nd their cultures gunna leave nd white people gunna be stuck with their nasty ass food"
"How do the fish get to school ? By octobus !"
"Really Smooth. I lied told my dad that school was canceled. He said,"" lets go see a movie."" We got in the car and he dropped me off at school."
"My husband and I are trying to set up a new password for our computer. My husband puts, ""Mypenis,"" and I fall on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, ""Error. Not long enough."""
"I called my Colectomy surgeon's office... To check on my appointment. A man with a Russian accent answered the phone saying, ""Thank you for colon."""
"You're how old? *does quick math in head* Ok! I'm not old enough to be your mom ...lets do this! -justifying a bad decision with math"
"How does a Space Marine from Warhammer 40K get fit? By doing Squats."
"Me: I love you..Marry Me! Burrito: I'm a Burrito..stop drinking."