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Joke of the Day

"The Kool-Aid Man seems depressed lately. Let's keep him away from load-bearing walls."

"What did the dominatrix say after she spanked the wrong slave? Whoops, wrong sub"

"Did you hear about the butterfly that ate too many stones? ... he shat-a-pillar."

"Donald Trump's first act in office will probably be to illegalize all shredded cheese. He will Make America Grate Again."

"Puberty doesn't hit us Asians Our parents do."

"Did you hear about that car company having to shut down? It was a saab story."

"Where do all guys come from? ...Their dicks. Where else? (is bad i know)"

"Instead of racism or misogyny, why not hate the people who wear pyjamas and slippers to the airport?"

"Walk up to someone drinking coffee and ask them if their coffee tastes different today. Then smile and walk away."

"Those Islamic's coming to america? Hostages."