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Joke of the Day
"It would suck to look like William H. Macy but not be William H. Macy."
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"What's 5q + 5q?"
"TIL It's not possible to yawn while wearing earphones"
"How do you confuse a Daily Mail reader..? Tell him that Asylum Seekers are the natural predators of Paedophiles."
"I wonder how many illegitimate socks are out there because of me?"
"""I Wish I Had Her Skin!"" - Teenage Girls & Serial Killers"
"My wife told me she ""likes it rough."" So I replaced the toilet paper roll with a sandpaper roll. -how guys understand women"
"Did you hear about the fight in the candy store? Two suckers got licked"
"What do you call the hairiest man in the camp? Jewbacca"
"How does a Welshman find a sheep in tall grass? Attractive"