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Joke of the Day

"Family tree Your family tree is a cactus, because everyone on it is a prick."

"How many editors does it take to change a light bulb? Only one but first he has to rewire the entire building."

"Why is peter pan always flying? He neverlands I like this joke because it never grows old This joke is off the hook Sorry"

"Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning? Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning !"

"There was a huge accident on the freeway today involving two Astro Vans filled with Mexican families... ... Over 100 people were involved in the accident..."

"Do you love me? Of course Then whisper something soft and sweet in my ear Lemon meringue pie !"

"Why did the auditor cross the road? Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year."

"How does a german get to the airport? He heils a taxi!"

"What's a young birds favourite game? #BEAK A BOO!"

"I believe it was Alexander Graham Bell that once said... How did you get this number?"