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Joke of the Day
"What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common? They both say insert Bill"
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"The wife's only listening to you outside the bathroom door to make sure you're not touching the decorative hand towels"
"Your as worthless as, Tits on a boar hog."
"i wish you could click ""save as"" on puppies"
"To the girl I had sex with... My name is not 'help'"
"Q: What are the best ten years of an Irishman's life? A: Third grade."
"How Long is a Chinese Mans name. Yes, yes it is. Old joke my grandpa like to tell."
"[At a 5 star restaurant] *gestures at entire menu* Are any of these words fancy speak for chicken fingers and fries?"
"Shout out to the person who had the balls to open the first no kids allowed restaurant"
"My pizza is burnt, my beer is frozen and my girlfriend is pregnant. I can't take anything out in time."