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Joke of the Day

"Just got kicked off a corn forum for saying you can eat the cob. I'll just sign up with a different name. They can't silence the truth."

"I can't afford Kellogg's Frosted Flakes, so I bought the generic brand... They're MEH!"

"What do you call a ""gay"" milkman? Dairy Queen."

"Q: What did the blonde say when her doctor told her that she was pregnant? A: ""Is it mine?"""

"""Keep that upside-down frown right where it is!"" - Botox Patient Saying"

"At the Airport Customs: Where is your passport Me: *hands credit card* Customs: You can't bribe me Me: It's my visa"

"My nutritionist told me to only eat foods if I could pronounce their ingredients I gained a lot of weight after taking organic chemistry."

"Why are there no white chinese people? It's because two Wongs don't make a white."

"Honey I Shrunk The Kids And Then I Shrunk The Lawnmower And They Are Riding It Around My Head And Giving Me A Haircut It Is Awesome"

"How many hippies does it take to screw in a light bulb? None they all screw in sleeping bags."