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Joke of the Day

"I hope that someday we can live in a world without plagiarism. You may say I'm a dreamer. But I'm not the only one."

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"Me: SORRY I HAVE TO HANG UP I'M HEADING INTO A TUNNEL * hangs up land-line *"
"Woe, gone. RIP Sir Terry"
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"A mushroom walks into a bar... A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says ""whoa there, little guy! Didn't you see the sign? No mushrooms allowed!"" The mushroom says ""why not?! I'm a fun guy!"""
"What's green and smells like bacon? Kermit's finger"
"What goes *clip-clop-clip-clop-BANG-clip-clop-clip-clop*? An Amish drive by shooting."
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