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Joke of the Day
"I don't like lollipop ladies... They make me cross."
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"It's pretty neat how owning a pool gives me an excuse to own every chemical needed to make a body completely disappear."
"women rights"
"""Here's your cup of Joe"" - Joe at the sperm bank"
"AlgeBron James is the best mathlete in the league"
"In Soviet Russia... Light turns you on..."
"Hey moms! Here's a fun game to play: When your kid gets home from school, be lying on the floor screaming in pain, ""YOU STEPPED ON A CRACK!"""
"What did the cannibal butcher say to his uneasy customer? Don't worry, it's all ethically sourced! All my produce commited suicide!"
"I got ""Nope"" on ""Are You Going To Take This Quiz To Find Out What Stupid Character Or Song Or Food You Are?"""
"Your Mom is like Planet 9... very distant from the sun"