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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between Jews and Santa? Santa goes down the chimney."
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"Teacher: Did your parents help you with these homework problems? Pupil: No I got them all wrong by myself!"
"Give a cat a box and he'll be happy for a day Teach a cat to box and start wondering what you're doing with your life"
"Sometimes one middle finger isn't enough to let someone know how you feel. That's why you have two hands."
"How do people know spiders are more afraid of me than I am of them? Like, did you ask him? Because only one of us is screaming right now."
"I think I married someone else's soulmate. I wish they'd come get him."
"A man sells his parachute... The man yells ""Parachute for sale, used once, never opened!!"""
"A bear walks into a bar... And he goes up the barman, rests his elbows on the bar, and says ""I'll have a pint... ... of beer please."" And the barman says, ""Why the big pause?"""
"Q: How do you make a peanut laugh? A: You crack it up."
"So prince is dead... Which means that half-way through the embalming process, he'll be a half-blood prince."