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Joke of the Day
"How the does man give his dead batteries away? Free of charge, of course."
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Amy ! Amy who? Amy for the top!"
"Why shouldn't you buy trousers from northern Ukraine? Chernobyl fallout"
"I offered a blonde a penny for her thoughts.... she gave me change!"
"Did you hear the joke about the ageless baby? It never gets old. Did you hear the joke about Michelle Obama's vagina? It's a dark one."
"What do bulimic stone masons do? Binge and parge."
"Girls pants are like a cheap hotel... ... no ballroom."
"There should be a documentary about meth addiction: Need For Speed"
"""Write this down."" [Moses grabs tablet] ""Thou shalt have no other Gods bef-"" ""Slow down, fella. It's gonna take me an hour to carve 'Thou'."""
"[knock at door] Cop: open up, it's the police Me [doing an Estonian accent]: I'm not here Cop: are you in Estonia? Me: I am. I'm in Estonia"