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Joke of the Day
"If the sheets are still on the bed when it's over, you're doing it wrong."
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"How long is a Chinese name that isn't a question"
"You'd think my hair would be a little more cooperative considering how many times I blow it per week."
"Did you know the government can drug test our water supply?! That's why I never piss near a toilet. Instead - I piss on your mom. Shes by the trash.... (not the toilet)"
"Son: Dad, I need some money! Dad: You should get a job at the StarBrites factory. Son: Why? Do they pay well? Dad: You kidding? ***You'll make a mint!***"
"What's the difference between communism and capitalism? In the former, man exploits man, in the latter, it's exactly the opposite."
"Why did god invent yeast infections? So women would know what it's like to live with an annoying cunt!"
"[NSFW] What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up cunts"
"What is Donald Trumps favorite album? The Wall"
"What do you call Floyd Mayweather a month before his fight? Floyd Aprilweather"