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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between my ex and my toaster? It only takes 120 volts to turn on my toaster."

"I sold my old bike the other day. I decided it was time to peddle it."

"Pizza places, we don't want cheesy bread. Pizza is cheesy bread."

"Hear the one about the miscarriage? I overheard it yesterday. The joke was funny but the delivery was all wrong"

"My friends & I were taking shots every time Trump interrupted Clinton. My BFF Chad is dead :("

"What's long and hard on a black guy His prison sentence I hope this hasn't been said before, I half came up with this all by my lonesome"

"Why did the pig go into the kitchen? He felt like bacon."

"Everyone keeps talking about tragedies but then does nothing about it. Just like this post."

"Get the sand out your vagina. if you loose a player match and don't want your rematch bcuz your too pussy, why still try and talk shit xD."

"Santa joke Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because he only cums once a year, and when he does it's down a chimney."