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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between my ex and my toaster? It only takes 120 volts to turn on my toaster."
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"Fred: Have you noticed that your mother smells a bit funny these days? Harry: No. Why? Fred: Well your sister told me she was giving her a bottle of toilet water for her birthday."
"A Higgs boson walks into a church... The priest says, ""We don't allow Higgs bosons in here."" The Higgs boson replies, ""But without me, how can you have mass?"""
"Avoid arguments about the toilet seat...use the sink..."
"How does the Kool-Aid man end his jokes... with a punchline."
"What's an advantage of being Swiss? The flag is a big plus."
"Cannibal and Girlfriend What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wipe his ass."
"What is a female peacock? A peacunt"
"*ball flies past 15 love -aw thanks *ball flies past 30 love -too kind *ball flies past 40 love -you too babe Have you played tennis before?"
"I went to the School of Engineering formal this weekend. Walked up to a girl... ""Are you a civil engineer... cause DAM GIRL!"" she went home with me..."